Ek Pati Ka Sachcha Confession: Main Har Roz Apni Bivi Ka Rashifal Yah Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhta Hu Ki . . . . . . . . Mera Aaj Ka Din Kaisa Gujarane Wala Hai!
Patni: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Men Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Men Kya Hota Hai? Pati: Nark Men Shadi Ke Bad Wale Din Tay Hote Hain
Patni: Puja Kiya Karo Pita Ji Kahte Hain Isse Badibadi Balayen Tal Jati Hain Pati: Tere Baap Ne Bahut Ki Hogi Uski Tal Gayi Aur Mere Palle Pad Gayi
Kuch Samay Pahle Hindi Film Men Ek Gana Aaya Tha Jisme Patni Apne Pati Ko Dhamki Dene Ke Lihaj Se Kahti Hai "Main Mayke Chali Jaungi Tum Dekhte Rahiyo" Us Samay To Yah Sach Men Ek Saja Mana Jata Hoga Lekin Agar Aaj Ke Samay Men Yadi Koi Patni Yah Gana Gaye To Vo Pati Ke Liye Saja Nahin Balki Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Ofis Se Ghar Aate Hi Pati Gusse Se Patni Par Chillaya "Maine Jab Fon Kiya To Mera Fon Kyon Nahin Uthaya?" Patni Ne Bhi Chidhkar Jawab Diya "Main 'Ringtone' Par Nach Rahi Thi Isliye"